is approximately 3,720 to one!
Never tell me the odds!
But oho! It is Star Wars: The Force Awakens weekend and I am spending most of it either a) watching the movie at the theater or b) discussing the movie with my friends before c) going to watch the movie again.
I am not reading at all. I am gloriously, deliriously happy.
Just pretend I've been frozen in carbonite. I'll be quite well-protected. If I survive.