Have you ever ...
... read a book that neatly removed the half-dome of the top of your cranium, gently extracted your brain, and then whizzed it around in a blender?
I just finished one. I honestly don't know how I'm going to review it. And all my puréed thoughts are slopping around in my head, making it nigh on impossible to properly finish any of my other reviews.
Yeah, I know, this is just a gorier way of putting off a review. But it feels appropriate.
And the book? Well, you'll just have to wait and see.